I feel I have the need to explain my excessive use of photos and my lack of writing. So here are the top reasons that come to mind. I've written this once, but my computer crashed.
1) Pictures are supposed to be worth a 1000 words.
2) Writing a thousand words is really hard right now.
3) Most the shit I write is negative and obnoxious anyway.
d) Coach B showed me how to post pictures, so now I'm obsessed.
e) Now this is easy, and being a bit loopy right now makes it a viable option.
F) I figure I'll set the record straight and post normal pictures of my ugly mug.
7) I am starting to lack the creativity to write more than a few paragraphs.
8) I had another bunch of reasons that I can't remember.
9) I can post pictures, watch Life Aqautic and be all out of it at the same time.
10) I doubt you would want to read 1000 words that I wrote.
11) Because Cate is beautiful.
12) Because I am lonely and bored.
13) Everyone likes pretty pictures.
14) Vicodin tells me to do it.
15) That and the green little men who visit me.
16) I need attention, and pictures are bright.
If you've gotten this far, it doesn't even matter. I'll probably just start posting pictures only, and make you guess at what they even mean. I'm planning on taking pictures of Bill Murray's man tits, for your own personal enjoyment. I can't really remember why I'm writing this. I'm rather confused at the moment, and I think I should stop.
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