Wednesday, July 27, 2005
turning a positive to a negative...
...oh yeah, I'm that good. So I'm at the coffee shop checking email and such when the girls (three of them) all become very friendly if not flirtatious. I don't know how to handle that attention. In fact, it makes me nervous. In fact, however flattering that is supposed to be, I don't like it. What is wrong with me. How will I ever find someone if I don't know how to handle friendly women? I bet I'll settle. Yeah, I'm going to end up in an unhappy marriage, masturbating to porn at night because my wife won't touch me. Yup. Almost happened once, so why not follow that same shitty path?
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Something to cheer you up man.
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_044.htm
First let me say I fell for you. I really do. I had the exact same problem. Always ended up the "big brother" guy the "crying shoulder" guy. But one day my wife came along. She shattered that protective shyness like a possesed demon. Scared the shit right out of me. Here is this little poodle telling me how awesome she thought I was. She was intersted in ME. My life, my thoughts and was very good at reading my needs. But she had a pitbull tenacity. A hold on me I still to this day cannot shake. Long story short I too thought I would settle and hand start the yogurt machine for the rest of my life. But it happend I met my Bestfriend and my Love.
It's not Hollywood or Hallmark but it did happen.
Chin up, be true to you and never settle
Davey
P.S. That first line should have read "I feel for you"
Stupid Canadians!!!!
Everybody loves Canadians, we're just not supposed to say it. Thanks for the positive words guys...
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