Chills from stupidity

Kayla... that dumb, stupid, brainless, unintelligent...bitch... I swear she is sincerely the biggest idiot I have ever met. Her lack of thinking power disgusts me. My unchangeable disdain for her grows every moment, and every fucking word that comes out of her mouth falls to the bottom of conversation and importance, and her ever apparent stupidity sends chills up my spine. She doesn't even use English half the time, she just mutters gibberish that nobody understands. Literally, she speaks in psychotic mutterings, slurs and noises, expecting people to understand. Not one word that she says is of any significance AT ALL. I am beginning to loath her very existence, especially her existence in my daily life. I have never known a more nim-witted, torpid girl. I compiled some good adjectives and nouns from the thesaurus to describe Kayla Salazar, the world's most duncical cunt:

Entry Word: stupid
Function: adjective
Text: 1 lacking in or exhibiting a lack of power to absorb ideas or impressions

Synonyms beefheaded, beef-witted, beetleheaded, blear-eyed, blear-witted, blockheaded, blockish, chuckleheaded, dense, doltish, dull, dumb, duncical, fatheaded, goosey, hammerheaded, numskulled, pinhead, pinheaded, thick, thickheaded, thick-witted; compare Retarded/Simple

Related Words asinine, fatuous, foolish, silly, simple; brute, brutish, dummel, lumbering, oafish, slow, slow-witted, sluggish; half-assed; crass; backward, half-witted, retarded; idiotic, imbecilic

Idioms dead above (or between) the ears, dead from the neck up, having a block for a head, having cotton between the ears, muscle-bound between the ears

Contrasted Words acute, alert, bright, clever, keen, knowing, quick, quick-witted, sharp, smart; sage, wise; brilliant; able, competent
Antonyms intelligent

Synonyms lethargic, comatose, dopey, heavy, hebetudinous, sluggish, slumberous, torpid

And then there are the nouns:


Entry Word: stupid
Function: noun
Text: Synonyms dunce, dullard, dullhead, dumbbell, dummkopf, dummy, idiot, ignoramus, moron, simpleton

Now I step of my angry soap-box (that phrase really needs to end. However, for the time being, I will indulge in its cliche popularity) and be done with it.